Things sheep can't do
- Type
- Wear a hat
- Shear themselves
- Read nonfiction
- Read fiction
- Talk
- Be a leader
- Keep a beat
- Delegate
- Make a decision
- Play guitar
- Give advice
- Dance
- Taxes
- Call a cab
- Basic construction
- Make a restaurant booking
- Wink
- Fly a plane
- Use an escalator
- Wear crocks
- Be trusted with secrets
- Buy alcohol
- Play clarinet
- Play catch
- Play marbles
- Play it cool
- Make a nice home
- Whittle
- Assemble flat pack furniture
- Speak more than one language
- Speak one language
- Finish a sudoku
- Remember key characters in movies
- Open canned goods
- Make a bed
- Pitch a tent
- Hang a painting correctly
- Take the bins out
- Paint a shed
- Paint a picture
- Paint their nails
- Follow instructions
- Fillet a fish
- Fish
- Refinance a loan
- Whistle
- Tell a joke
- Hold their breath
- Smoke
- Grow a beard
- Brush their teeth
- Learn a trade
- Shake hands
- Pull off gold jewelry
- Crime
- Select a wine
- Homework
- Chew gum
- Backstroke
- Make a good gin and tonic
- Drive a forklift
- Use a shovel
- Use a spade
- Use a rake
- Get a tan
- Basic pottery
- Throw a successful party
- Stay in touch with friends
- Get a passport
- Hide
- Make small talk
- Make a soufflé
- Make amends
- Give advice
- Juggle
- Multitask
- Set an out of office email
- Wear a wristwatch
- Take a selfie
- Harmonize
- Remember names
- Own a dog
- Drive a car
- Drive a motorbike
- Drive a truck
- Pay a bill on time
- Pick something to watch on Netflix
- Get a mortgage
- Hold down a job
- Graduate
- Order an ice cream
- Rap
- Read a map
- Recycle
- Stick to a plan
- Remember birthdays
- Keep a promise
- Agree to disagree
- See a therapist