Things sheep can't do

  1. Type
  2. Wear a hat
  3. Shear themselves
  4. Read nonfiction
  5. Read fiction
  6. Talk
  7. Be a leader
  8. Keep a beat
  9. Delegate
  10. Make a decision
  11. Play guitar
  12. Give advice
  13. Dance
  14. Taxes
  15. Call a cab
  16. Basic construction
  17. Make a restaurant booking
  18. Wink
  19. Fly a plane
  20. Use an escalator
  21. Wear crocks
  22. Be trusted with secrets
  23. Buy alcohol
  24. Play clarinet
  25. Play catch
  26. Play marbles
  27. Play it cool
  28. Make a nice home
  29. Whittle
  30. Assemble flat pack furniture
  31. Speak more than one language
  32. Speak one language
  33. Finish a sudoku
  34. Remember key characters in movies
  35. Open canned goods
  36. Make a bed
  37. Pitch a tent
  38. Hang a painting correctly
  39. Take the bins out
  40. Paint a shed
  41. Paint a picture
  42. Paint their nails
  43. Follow instructions
  44. Fillet a fish
  45. Fish
  46. Refinance a loan
  47. Whistle
  48. Tell a joke
  49. Hold their breath
  50. Smoke
  51. Grow a beard
  52. Brush their teeth
  53. Learn a trade
  54. Shake hands
  55. Pull off gold jewelry
  56. Crime
  57. Select a wine
  58. Homework
  59. Chew gum
  60. Backstroke
  61. Make a good gin and tonic
  62. Drive a forklift
  63. Use a shovel
  64. Use a spade
  65. Use a rake
  66. Get a tan
  67. Basic pottery
  68. Throw a successful party
  69. Stay in touch with friends
  70. Get a passport
  71. Hide
  72. Make small talk
  73. Make a soufflé
  74. Make amends
  75. Give advice
  76. Juggle
  77. Multitask
  78. Set an out of office email 
  79. Wear a wristwatch
  80. Take a selfie 
  81. Harmonize
  82. Remember names
  83. Own a dog
  84. Drive a car
  85. Drive a motorbike 
  86. Drive a truck 
  87. Pay a bill on time
  88. Pick something to watch on Netflix
  89. Get a mortgage
  90. Hold down a job
  91. Graduate
  92. Order an ice cream 
  93. Rap
  94. Read a map
  95. Recycle
  96. Stick to a plan
  97. Remember birthdays
  98. Keep a promise 
  99. Agree to disagree 
  100. See a therapist